Most of us have several hundred (or more) Facebook friends. In my case, I am only friends on Facebook with people I have met in real life. Now, I may have met them 10 years ago (Yes, I got a FB account when it was starting out and only for college students! Back in 2004...whoa.), but I did meet them!
I have various people from all levels of schooling, book clubs, family, random encounters at parties, work people, and more. I use FB mostly for staying in touch with my friends and family, especially over long distances. I don't generally post a lot of controversial or overly personal stuff, and a lot of it ends up being pictures of penguins, my cat, and random things I think about. Much like this blog!
I know there are some people who LIVE for the Facebook likes, and maybe they equate "likes" with attention, I don't know. I just enjoy seeing my friends and family and keeping up with their lives. And mostly, posting random thoughts. Today's random thought inspired this post!
But of course there are some people I barely remember from 10 years ago. And that has me thinking about the different levels of Facebook friends.
Levels of FB birthday Comments:
-Level 5 (HIghest): Personal comment
with actual memories and well wishes, includes tagging and a picture.
(Translation: we are actually friends in real life)
-Level 4: Happy birthday! Hope you have an awesome day! (I like you a lot, I genuinely hope you have a good day)
-Level 3: Happy birthday! (you are good enough for the shift key)
-Level 2: happy birthday! (not even capitalized! scandalous!)
-Level 1: hbd (I am about 50% sure we have met, and I am not willing to type out 13 letters and a special character)
-Level 0: I unfriend you on your birthday because I cannot remember who you are.
Levels of Baby Picture Reactions:
-Your parents: Like and comment on every single picture.
-Your best friend(s): Like every baby picture, occasional comment on especially cute or funny one. Usually a sarcastic comment likening your baby to an old man/woman, a weird animal, or a derpy animal. These are the best comments.
-Friends: Likes most pictures.
-That one weird person you knew in high school: Posts overly personal comments on every picture.
-Mommyjackers: Comments on every post/picture of your kid with comments about their own kid.
[Thank you STFUParentsblog.com for the terms "mommyjacking" and "documom"!!! Hilarious site, check it out.]
Level of Parents on FB:
-Documom: Posts multiple pictures and videos per day.
-Regular parent: Posts some pictures, usually with an entertaining caption, and generally always posts the important milestones.
-Parent-you-forgot-was-a-parent: Posted pictures after birth and has since posted no pictures of the baby.
-Grandparents: Reposts memes and quotes.
What else? Who do you notice on Facebook? The Product Pusher? The Mom Friend? That Girl Who Got Engaged? The Guy Who Goes To Crossfit? Car Guy?
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Friday, June 3, 2016
Parody of a Backstreet Boys Song!
I LOVE to sing in the shower. It is one of my all time favorite things to do. Shower acoustics are awesome, and no one yells at you when you're singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" or "Only The Good Die Young" while you're soaping up, even when it's loud.
I have an overwhelming urge to make a music video with this song, basically me fully dressed in the shower or in the rain, with dramatic hand gestures and an angsty face...think 90's Justin Timberlake and boy band music videos, that is what I want. (Side note: I know JT was in N*SYNC. I promise, I know. He was just super angsty and great.)
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So much angst in the late 90's and early 2000's. Also, hair bleach. |
"You Need To Shower”
Yeah
I love to shower
Soaping and cleaning.
My nose crinkles upward
When you don’t shower.
And your smell permeates
Can reach out to yards away.
So I say
Why don’t you shower?
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
I love to shower.
Singing in hot water.
I don’t understand your
Aversion to cleanliness.
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
Now I can scent that you’re on your way
To try to sit on my couch.
No matter the distance
I smell you coming
And something has got to chaaaaaange!
You need to shower.
Right now, my friend.
My nose crinkles upward
When you don’t shower.
Don’t want to smell your way.
You smell like skunk butt.
Why refuse to soap up?
You won’t get to schtup.
Just take a shower!
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
‘Cause you need to shower.
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Ode to Best Friend
If only I knew
Who was making you blue
I’d go and beat ‘em up every time.
I’d drive for miles
Just to make you smile,
And knowing you, you’d be along for the ride.
We fly 2000 miles,
Just to be near
When we need each other the most.
Boys came and went
And the two best stayed
Look at these beautiful lives we’ve made.
Sometimes we cry,
Most times we laugh
All feelings are up for debate.
It’s what best friends do.
We still buy those
Half heart necklaces, charms, and gifts.
We’ll always cheer
The other one on.
You hate who I hate,
No questions asked.
You tell me I look great
Even when I’m sick.
It’s what best friends do.
I'll always be your courage
When you need help
You'll always be my spine
When I might back down.
You make me stronger,
Knowing you makes me more.
I don’t know where I’d be now
Without you in my life.
Family is what we make it,
The family we choose.
I’ve been given a sister for life
By knowing you.
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Story of My Life
Me: *reading*
Stranger: Whatcha reading? MUST BE GOOD, HURRHURR
Me: It is, thanks! It's a scifi book by this new author I found on Kindle Unlimited, in which the arbitrary caste system we assign to people is examined by color classifications.....
Stranger: *regrets life*
OR
Me: *reading*
Stranger: Whatcha reading? MUST BE GOOD, HURRHURR
Me: Yep.
Stranger: Well! I was just asking!
I JUST LOVE TO READ, MAN!
Stranger: Whatcha reading? MUST BE GOOD, HURRHURR
Me: It is, thanks! It's a scifi book by this new author I found on Kindle Unlimited, in which the arbitrary caste system we assign to people is examined by color classifications.....
Stranger: *regrets life*
OR
Me: *reading*
Stranger: Whatcha reading? MUST BE GOOD, HURRHURR
Me: Yep.
Stranger: Well! I was just asking!
I JUST LOVE TO READ, MAN!
Monday, April 18, 2016
How To Adult: Personal Finance Edition
Last time we talked, I gave step by step instructions on taxes and what the different forms are and what you need to do them yourself. I hope it helped some people!
You know what else isn’t taught in schools to our country’s future leaders? How to be fiscally responsible, build credit, or how a retirement account works.
First, let’s discuss saving money and retirement accounts. These are important.
Savings is the easiest thing to explain, so I’ll start with that. At any given time, you should have 3-6 months worth of bills and living expenses saved in your savings account. If you spend $2000 per month, your savings account should have $6000 to $12000 in it. This is to ensure that you are taken care of in the event of a medical emergency, a job loss, or any sort of general emergency (for example: your car breaks down and you need it for work).
There are a lot of different ways to approach saving. $12000 is a lot of money, but you have to start somewhere! And every journey starts with a single step.
Retirement Accounts
There are 2 main types of retirement accounts. One is a 401(k), which is through your employer and you can have multiple of them, through each of your past and current employers, or you can roll old 401(k) accounts into your current one. The other is a Roth IRA, a long-term investment account using after-tax dollars, invested in stocks, bonds, and more.
Main differences:
401(k) uses pre-tax dollars, and you pay income tax when you take the money out at retirement. A Roth IRA is different than a 401(k). A Roth IRA uses after-tax dollars to give you an even better deal. With a Roth, you put in already taxed income into stocks, bonds, index funds, etc, and you don’t pay when you withdraw it.
Here are the ways to put money into these 2 accounts: You automatically transfer $100 per month into an IRA you opened yourself through Charles Schwab (or Wells Fargo, or many many other options). You yourself are putting your after-tax dollars into the IRA. For 401(k), the money is taken out of your paycheck before you are paid and deposited into the account. You are not physically depositing or transferring the money yourself.
These two accounts work well together, and you should definitely have both. You should start a 401(k) the moment you have a job, and a Roth IRA as soon as possible. These accounts will grow over your lifetime and will be what you use in your retirement as income.
Many employers will match a certain amount of money in your 401(k). For example, my last employer would match half up to 6%. Which means if I put 6% of my pay into my 401(k), at the end of the fiscal year, my employer would put in an additional 3%, half of what I contributed. This is money not out of my pocket, and serves as an incentive to put money in the 401(k) and save for retirement. Check with your employer to find out if they do matching and what their parameters are, and then take advantage of that.
Roth IRAs are great because you can contribute however much you want to them, and you can invest in mutual funds, stocks, bonds, and more. You’re not restricted to what you originally invest in, you are able to buy and sell within the account as much as you want.
The important thing to remember is this: They are both great accounts to save for retirement, you should do it as early as humanly possible in your life, and the biggest differences are that 401(k) is pre-tax dollars that you will be taxed on when you remove the money, and Roth IRAs are after-tax dollars that you do not pay income tax on when you remove the money at retirement age.
There are other types of retirement accounts, and also traditional investment accounts, but these are the 2 most common and work well in conjunction with one another. Feel free to do more research! Learning about finance stuff can be very fun!
Building Credit
You need good credit for a lot of things in life. These include: buying a car, renting or buying a home, getting a loan, and more.
Basically, you will need good credit for almost any major purchase in life.
Sometimes you don’t have any credit simply because you have been extremely fiscally responsible and have paid for everything you have outright in cash. Sometimes you just haven’t made any major purchase that requires credit. Either way, having a solid credit score is going to be important in life.
The easiest way to start building a good credit score is to get a credit card. Even if you don’t think you need one, get a credit card. Then to actually build the credit, you need to USE the card, not go over the limit, and pay the bill on time every month, with at least the minimum payment.
However, the BEST way to use a credit card is to make your regular purchases, like gas, groceries, dinner out, drinks at the bar, things that you already spend the money on, and then pay off the credit card every month. By paying on time every month, you are establishing a solid credit history of on time payments. By paying it off, you are not wasting money on the interest your credit card will charge you if it holds a balance.
As you continue to use your credit card responsibly, the bank will often raise your limit, lower your interest rate, and sometimes offer you perks. Because this is money you would usually spend in cash, you’ll be able to pay it off monthly. But instead of the 0.003% interest you earn from the money sitting in your bank account, you can also get perks, points, and rewards from using a good credit card.
Many cards offer cashback, discounts on certain items or categories (like groceries or movie theaters), and air miles towards flights around the world. These are awesome perks that you can build up while using your credit card for things you already have the money for.
Credit cards are also of use in an emergency situation, like car repairs, dental work, doctor visits, and more.
Other ways to build or grow your credit are very similar. Basically, have bills in your name. Make sure your car and insurance are in your name, and make sure you are paying these bills on time. Anything that is in your name is helping you build credit. Things like having your apartment lease in your name, the utilities bill, gas bill, etc.
If you’re a parent, you can help to build your child’s credit early. My parents had my car insurance in my name when I was 16, even though they were paying the insurance (I had given up my allowance and gotten a job at 15, and my allowance money I would have gotten covered the car insurance cost). By making timely payments, my credit was already starting to be built when I graduated high school and moved away for college. This was a very helpful jump-start!
Even if you have good credit, you will likely still need a cosigner on student loans, apartment leases, and car financing until you are around 21 years old. Having bad or no credit will absolutely impact your life. You will have higher interest rates on credit cards and loans, if you can even get one, and you may be barred from loans or even getting an apartment lease based on your credit score!
Once you have started to build your credit, you should also make sure to manage it. Once a year, run your credit report and make sure that everything is correct. If you ever notice something on there that is incorrect or fraud, you need to report it immediately so that your credit is always correct.
Conclusion
Saving money, having retirement accounts, and building your credit are extremely important, and is what will allow you to be a self-sufficient, independent adult and later, a self-sufficient retiree. You may not have heard much about these in school, but you are in charge of your money and your destiny here. Educate yourself on fiscal responsibility. Even if you think you have plenty of time, start a retirement account ASAP, and build your credit so that you can have nice things in your life. This stuff is so important for your future, and it’s hard to realize it’s importance at 19 or 21 or 25.
Read more, learn more, get interested! Financial stuff can be exciting. The first time I put money into the stock market, I was nervous and very excited, and learned a lot about how the stock market works.
Get interested! This is your future, and you need to be in control of it!
You know what else isn’t taught in schools to our country’s future leaders? How to be fiscally responsible, build credit, or how a retirement account works.
First, let’s discuss saving money and retirement accounts. These are important.
Savings is the easiest thing to explain, so I’ll start with that. At any given time, you should have 3-6 months worth of bills and living expenses saved in your savings account. If you spend $2000 per month, your savings account should have $6000 to $12000 in it. This is to ensure that you are taken care of in the event of a medical emergency, a job loss, or any sort of general emergency (for example: your car breaks down and you need it for work).
There are a lot of different ways to approach saving. $12000 is a lot of money, but you have to start somewhere! And every journey starts with a single step.
- One option is to take a specific percentage of their paycheck and put it into savings, say 10%. This is a very good way to save money every month.
- Another way is to pay all your bills and expenses out of your checking account and the night before you get paid your next paycheck, put all of the leftovers from your last check in savings. Some weeks it may be $50, others it could be $250. This is a less reliable way to save specific amounts, but can be effective.
- Another way is to automatically deposit a specific amount, say $100 per paycheck, into your savings. You can set your bank account online to automatically make this transfer for you, recurring weekly, every 2 weeks, or monthly. This is also a reliable way to save.
Retirement Accounts
There are 2 main types of retirement accounts. One is a 401(k), which is through your employer and you can have multiple of them, through each of your past and current employers, or you can roll old 401(k) accounts into your current one. The other is a Roth IRA, a long-term investment account using after-tax dollars, invested in stocks, bonds, and more.
Main differences:
401(k) uses pre-tax dollars, and you pay income tax when you take the money out at retirement. A Roth IRA is different than a 401(k). A Roth IRA uses after-tax dollars to give you an even better deal. With a Roth, you put in already taxed income into stocks, bonds, index funds, etc, and you don’t pay when you withdraw it.
Here are the ways to put money into these 2 accounts: You automatically transfer $100 per month into an IRA you opened yourself through Charles Schwab (or Wells Fargo, or many many other options). You yourself are putting your after-tax dollars into the IRA. For 401(k), the money is taken out of your paycheck before you are paid and deposited into the account. You are not physically depositing or transferring the money yourself.
These two accounts work well together, and you should definitely have both. You should start a 401(k) the moment you have a job, and a Roth IRA as soon as possible. These accounts will grow over your lifetime and will be what you use in your retirement as income.
Many employers will match a certain amount of money in your 401(k). For example, my last employer would match half up to 6%. Which means if I put 6% of my pay into my 401(k), at the end of the fiscal year, my employer would put in an additional 3%, half of what I contributed. This is money not out of my pocket, and serves as an incentive to put money in the 401(k) and save for retirement. Check with your employer to find out if they do matching and what their parameters are, and then take advantage of that.
Roth IRAs are great because you can contribute however much you want to them, and you can invest in mutual funds, stocks, bonds, and more. You’re not restricted to what you originally invest in, you are able to buy and sell within the account as much as you want.
The important thing to remember is this: They are both great accounts to save for retirement, you should do it as early as humanly possible in your life, and the biggest differences are that 401(k) is pre-tax dollars that you will be taxed on when you remove the money, and Roth IRAs are after-tax dollars that you do not pay income tax on when you remove the money at retirement age.
There are other types of retirement accounts, and also traditional investment accounts, but these are the 2 most common and work well in conjunction with one another. Feel free to do more research! Learning about finance stuff can be very fun!
Building Credit
You need good credit for a lot of things in life. These include: buying a car, renting or buying a home, getting a loan, and more.
Basically, you will need good credit for almost any major purchase in life.
Sometimes you don’t have any credit simply because you have been extremely fiscally responsible and have paid for everything you have outright in cash. Sometimes you just haven’t made any major purchase that requires credit. Either way, having a solid credit score is going to be important in life.
The easiest way to start building a good credit score is to get a credit card. Even if you don’t think you need one, get a credit card. Then to actually build the credit, you need to USE the card, not go over the limit, and pay the bill on time every month, with at least the minimum payment.
However, the BEST way to use a credit card is to make your regular purchases, like gas, groceries, dinner out, drinks at the bar, things that you already spend the money on, and then pay off the credit card every month. By paying on time every month, you are establishing a solid credit history of on time payments. By paying it off, you are not wasting money on the interest your credit card will charge you if it holds a balance.
As you continue to use your credit card responsibly, the bank will often raise your limit, lower your interest rate, and sometimes offer you perks. Because this is money you would usually spend in cash, you’ll be able to pay it off monthly. But instead of the 0.003% interest you earn from the money sitting in your bank account, you can also get perks, points, and rewards from using a good credit card.
Many cards offer cashback, discounts on certain items or categories (like groceries or movie theaters), and air miles towards flights around the world. These are awesome perks that you can build up while using your credit card for things you already have the money for.
Credit cards are also of use in an emergency situation, like car repairs, dental work, doctor visits, and more.
Other ways to build or grow your credit are very similar. Basically, have bills in your name. Make sure your car and insurance are in your name, and make sure you are paying these bills on time. Anything that is in your name is helping you build credit. Things like having your apartment lease in your name, the utilities bill, gas bill, etc.
If you’re a parent, you can help to build your child’s credit early. My parents had my car insurance in my name when I was 16, even though they were paying the insurance (I had given up my allowance and gotten a job at 15, and my allowance money I would have gotten covered the car insurance cost). By making timely payments, my credit was already starting to be built when I graduated high school and moved away for college. This was a very helpful jump-start!
Even if you have good credit, you will likely still need a cosigner on student loans, apartment leases, and car financing until you are around 21 years old. Having bad or no credit will absolutely impact your life. You will have higher interest rates on credit cards and loans, if you can even get one, and you may be barred from loans or even getting an apartment lease based on your credit score!
Once you have started to build your credit, you should also make sure to manage it. Once a year, run your credit report and make sure that everything is correct. If you ever notice something on there that is incorrect or fraud, you need to report it immediately so that your credit is always correct.
Conclusion
Saving money, having retirement accounts, and building your credit are extremely important, and is what will allow you to be a self-sufficient, independent adult and later, a self-sufficient retiree. You may not have heard much about these in school, but you are in charge of your money and your destiny here. Educate yourself on fiscal responsibility. Even if you think you have plenty of time, start a retirement account ASAP, and build your credit so that you can have nice things in your life. This stuff is so important for your future, and it’s hard to realize it’s importance at 19 or 21 or 25.
Read more, learn more, get interested! Financial stuff can be exciting. The first time I put money into the stock market, I was nervous and very excited, and learned a lot about how the stock market works.
Get interested! This is your future, and you need to be in control of it!
Monday, April 11, 2016
Bridezillas
Alternatively titled "Why Is Your Partner Even Marrying You?"
I’ve noticed that some people treat weddings as if they are the biggest, bestest day of their whole lives, and that they should get everything they want, no matter the cost and no matter how other people may feel. This is called the Bridezilla Syndrome.
Bridezillas are entitled to everything they want because “it’s my daaaaaaaay! I’m the briiiiiiiide!” And oh god, if you have ever seen the TV show “Bridezillas,” then you understand the type of person I’m talking about!
This attitude really bothers me. First and foremost, it is not “my day,” it is and always was “our day.” Without the groom/spouse, there would be no wedding, and it’s really weird how some people conveniently forget that.
For some reason, women are given a lot of leeway on their behavior when being a bride. Is it because women supposedly dream of their wedding all their lives (I didn’t)? Is it because the groom/spouse isn’t allowed to have an opinion? Have no men ever thought of how they might like their weddings? Why would you want to marry someone whose thoughts and opinions you have no respect for?
I saw a woman tell a vendor “Don’t ask him, he will just go with whatever I choose, he doesn’t care/know anything.” Is that the kind of person you want to marry? One who “doesn’t care” or whose opinions you don’t trust?
Why is it all about the bride, anyway? I was recently a bride, but my groom was the most important person to me there that day. His opinions DO matter, what he wants DOES matter, even if he sometimes didn’t care about the details. And when he didn’t really care about the details, like flower choices, he trusted my opinion, and I still discussed the contracts with him before we signed. My husband was involved in wedding planning because - surprise! - it was his day, too, and we wanted to have a nice event surrounded by friends and family.
I didn’t terrorize my poor bridespeople, they are my closest friends and family, why on earth would I make unreasonable demands on their time, money, or anything else? I love these people, I wasn’t trying to alienate them or make them do things they didn’t have time/energy/money for. These are human individuals with full lives separate from me and my wedding.
I just don’t understand the Bridezilla mindset. What will be accomplished with that attitude? And even if you DO get everything you want and it’s just what you planned, how does abusing your spouse and closest friends during the process look afterwards? I am part of a wedding planning/advice forum on Reddit, and there have been so many people who ask things like “My best friend treated me and all of her friends and family like shit for 6 months leading up to her wedding and now that it’s over, she’s calling me whining about why some people aren’t talking to her and wants everyone to tell her how great her wedding was. What do I do?” And many times, the people asking these questions don’t want to be friends with the people who treated them that way anymore.
And I completely understand!
I guess what I’m trying to say is, the wedding is one day. A beautiful, important day for you and your spouse, but just one day of your life. It’s the marriage that follows that should be your focus. Don’t go into debt for one day, don’t alienate your friends over one day, don’t stress yourself into an ulcer over ONE DAY.
I understand that for many, wedding planning is very stressful and there are pressures put on you from family members, cultural pressure or obligations, and more. But just as it is unacceptable to take a bad mood out on the people you love, so is it unacceptable to take being stressed out on the people you love. It’s how you handle the stress that shows what kind of person you are. Asking for help is fine, demanding someone to make your centerpieces or clean for you is not okay. And I truly don’t understand how some people don’t see this.
People come to a wedding or are in your wedding to support and celebrate with you. They don’t “owe” you anything, and they certainly don’t owe you all of their time and effort in the months leading up to the day.
I just wish more people could remember, it’s only one day out of the rest of your life. Put it into perspective. Strive for a fun celebration, but it’s the marriage and your other relationships that should be priority, especially after the wedding. And a lot of people don’t want to stay friends with someone who treated them poorly, no matter the reason.
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Worst. Diet. Ever.
2 weeks ago, I had to have some dental work done 2 days in a row. Left with a sore jaw and a pocket full of whining, I was on a liquid diet for a couple of days. Soups, smoothies and soft oatmeal were my meal plan, and then it was back to life as normal.
Approximately 4 days after the dental work, I had full blown bronchitis and a cold on top of it that showed up 2 days later. Aside from the hideous cough and chest soreness, I also had a raging head cold that alternately stopped up my nose of turned it into a lovely snot-faucet water feature on my face.
Back to soups! I don’t eat that much soup in my regular life, and now I was on an all-soup all-the-time diet. Interspersed with the occasional tea, which I hate. I was on steroid pills, my inhaler, and a z-pack, and was still sick as a dog for a full week!
My husband was sweet and let me complain about feeling terrible and having to eat so much soup, but then he was felled by the same horrid head cold and we are now on Day 5 of his sickness.
Trust me, you probably don’t want to come to our house right now!
Basically, we’ve been a soup-heavy home for almost 2 weeks. And I have lost about 6 pounds due to the lack of appetite, soup diet, and probably burning tons of calories complaining about it all.
It’s been over 2 weeks since I’ve been to the gym, and I’ve felt weak and sick and useless. I HAVE GOT to go back to the gym!
I’m basically all better. I have a lingering cough and a slight drippy nose, but I’m pretty much back to normal, and I have got to get out of the house and back to the gym.
The biggest negative is that I am now out of my gym habit, and it’s going to be a bit of a chore to get back into the swing of things.
On the one hand, yay me for losing a few pounds. On the other hand, boo me for losing needed nutrients and probably some muscle mass.
Don’t try this new diet! People are dropping like flies around me. Everyone is sick. There are at least 4 or 5 people out of the office today sick, and last week it was even more than that. One guy had the flu so badly that he had to go to the ER and had a fever for 4 days. Dude started out skinny and has noticeably lost weight.
This fluctuating weather is murdering my immune system. Please be aware! Get a flu shot if you haven’t. Wash your hands more often.
Don’t boop sick people on the nose. Try not to breathe near people. Attempt to squirt hand sanitizer on people as they walk by your cubicle. Build an impenetrable cubicle fort that seals out germs.
Instead of shaking hands, encourage people to do the head nod of acknowledgement that we do to strangers on the street we accidentally make eye contact with. Attempt to get rid of all of your friends. Build a blanket fort and don't let your husband and his gross germs in. Wash your cat vigorously after he cuddles near your husband's head.
In a professional setting, disregard closed-door meetings and try just emailing important information from a safe distance of at least 25 feet. If they insist on talking out loud, go outside, go around the corner, and call them from your cell phone.
Carry a spray bottle with you at all times and spritz germ-carriers if they get within a few feet of you. They won't like it, but they will learn.
Instead of shaking hands, encourage people to do the head nod of acknowledgement that we do to strangers on the street we accidentally make eye contact with. Attempt to get rid of all of your friends. Build a blanket fort and don't let your husband and his gross germs in. Wash your cat vigorously after he cuddles near your husband's head.
In a professional setting, disregard closed-door meetings and try just emailing important information from a safe distance of at least 25 feet. If they insist on talking out loud, go outside, go around the corner, and call them from your cell phone.
Carry a spray bottle with you at all times and spritz germ-carriers if they get within a few feet of you. They won't like it, but they will learn.
And for god’s sake, if you are sick, don’t sit next to me on the train, don’t try to touch me, and back the hell away from personal bubble. I’ve had plenty of soup and have ZERO DESIRE for more hot soup any time in the next year.
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