I LOVE to sing in the shower. It is one of my all time favorite things to do. Shower acoustics are awesome, and no one yells at you when you're singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" or "Only The Good Die Young" while you're soaping up, even when it's loud.
I have an overwhelming urge to make a music video with this song, basically me fully dressed in the shower or in the rain, with dramatic hand gestures and an angsty face...think 90's Justin Timberlake and boy band music videos, that is what I want. (Side note: I know JT was in N*SYNC. I promise, I know. He was just super angsty and great.)
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| So much angst in the late 90's and early 2000's. Also, hair bleach. |
"You Need To Shower”
Yeah
I love to shower
Soaping and cleaning.
My nose crinkles upward
When you don’t shower.
And your smell permeates
Can reach out to yards away.
So I say
Why don’t you shower?
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
I love to shower.
Singing in hot water.
I don’t understand your
Aversion to cleanliness.
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
Now I can scent that you’re on your way
To try to sit on my couch.
No matter the distance
I smell you coming
And something has got to chaaaaaange!
You need to shower.
Right now, my friend.
My nose crinkles upward
When you don’t shower.
Don’t want to smell your way.
You smell like skunk butt.
Why refuse to soap up?
You won’t get to schtup.
Just take a shower!
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
Tell me why
You smell like skunk butt.
Tell me why
You refuse to soap up
Tell me how
You think you’ll ever shtup?
Go take a shower!
‘Cause you need to shower.
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