Fresh Princess of Brooklyn

Obviously, this is required to be sung to the tune of the Fresh Prince theme song.

Now, this is a story all about how

My location got flipped, turned upside-down

And I’d like to take 10 minutes,

While I don’t eat pork,

And tell you how this Jew moved from Florida to New York.

Just south of Tampa, born and raised,

In Hebrew School is how I spent every Tuesday.

Sitting there, learning from the Siddur

Wishing I was playing kickball at the school.

When a couple of hours a week were no longer enough

Suddenly it started getting even more tough.

I threw one little tantrum and my mom got mad

She said “Study your Haftorah and get your butt upstairs.”

I sang in the Temple and lead the services,

Finally became Bat Mitzvah’ed, no longer nervous.

If anything, I can say I quit Sunday School that day,

And finally went back to the neighborhood to play.

Weren’t many Jews, maybe 7 or 8,

In my high school, so I decided to move

Looked at Brooklyn

I was finally there

To sit on my throne, another JAP with cab fare.



....Sometimes I think I might have too much time on my hands.

So this is certainly different, right? But I was in the mood for a parody, and I was thinking about how it's so cliche for Jews to move down to Florida from NY, and of course I went the opposite direction.
Yeah? Well who cares what you think? This makes me laugh, and that's good enough for me. :)

Here, enjoy 2 pictures of Will Smith! lol one of my favorite lines, "Damn, you got some big feet."

This is my 'detecting stuff' face.